Anonymous said: Oh my god your eyes are fucking gorgeous!!! And being a straight male it's out of character to be in love with your eyes but they are truly stunning, please marry me
Thank you straight male.
Apparently it’s out of character for a straight guy to like eyes.
Tumblr shares the wisdom.
Holy shit hahahah
Apparently how people feel after waking up from naps.
How I feel after waking up from naps.
"If white people are so privileged why is there a Black Entertainment Network and no White Entertainment Network?"
"Men don’t have privilege, there are women’s only gyms!"
"Why isn’t there a campus centre for straight/cis people!?"
SAME REASONS WHY IN MARIO KART YOU DON’T GET BLUE SHELLS OR LIGHTNING BOLTS WHEN YOU’RE ALREADY IN FIRST PLACE, ASSBAG.
Now that’s some real talk!
I’m sorry but… what is confirmed?
is every time my friend gets stop to be told off by some white person, very rudely, how his tattoo of a dreamcatcher is racist and insensitive to the Native American people and should removed/apologize/be ashamed.
He is Native American and they confuse him for Mexican every time, and he just states “But I got this at the reservation I lived in for 15 YEARS.” and proceeds to falsely place a curse of his ancestors on them.
"Losing your virginity" will henceforth be called "your sexual debut".
Because you’re not fucking losing anything.
Republicans are scary but republicans under the age of 20 are even scarier
Yeah liberals are terrified of educated youth
did your dad tell you that
Tony Abbott confuses local swimmer for a boat and goes in for the kill.
If men aren’t allowed to have an opinion on abortion, then they shouldn’t have to contribute to federal funding of breast cancer research.
"if i cant control a woman’s body, then i want that body to die"
(p.s. anyone can get breast cancer)
Using Instagram the way it was intended.
For standard people to share photos of their standard dinners.